cant vs the shits

cant and the shits both are nouns.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
cant	Yes	No	Yes	No
the shits	Yes	No	No	No

cant (noun)	the shits (noun)
two surfaces meeting at an angle different from 90 degrees	obscene terms for diarrhea
a characteristic language of a particular group (as among thieves)
stock phrases that have become nonsense through endless repetition
insincere talk about religion or morals
a slope in the turn of a road or track; the outside is higher than the inside in order to reduce the effects of centrifugal force

cant (verb)	the shits (verb)
heel over