get laid vs pair

get laid is not a noun while pair is a noun.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
get laid	No	No	Yes	No
pair	Yes	No	Yes	No

As verbs, pair is a hypernym of get laid; that is, pair is a word with a broader meaning than get laid:

Other hypernyms of get laid include copulate, couple, mate.

get laid (noun)	pair (noun)
	two people considered as a unit
	a set of two similar things considered as a unit
	a poker hand with 2 cards of the same value
	two items of the same kind

get laid (verb)	pair (verb)
have sexual intercourse with	engage in sexual intercourse
	bring two objects, ideas, or people together
	arrange in pairs
	occur in pairs
	form a pair or pairs