relieve oneself vs puddle

relieve oneself is not a noun while puddle is a noun.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
relieve oneself	No	No	Yes	No
puddle	Yes	No	Yes	No

As verbs, relieve oneself and puddle are synonyms defined as:

Other synonyms of relieve oneself include make, make water, micturate, pass water, pee-pee, pee, piddle, piss, spend a penny, take a leak, urinate, wee-wee, wee.

relieve oneself (noun)	puddle (noun)
	something resembling a pool of liquid
	a small body of standing water (rainwater) or other liquid
	a mixture of wet clay and sand that can be used to line a pond and that is impervious to water when dry

relieve oneself (verb)	puddle (verb)
eliminate urine	eliminate urine
	mix up or confuse
	mess around, as in a liquid or paste
	make into a puddle
	work a wet mixture, such as concrete or mud
	make a puddle by splashing water
	dip into mud before planting
	subject to puddling or form by puddling
	wade or dabble in a puddle