stand vs sit

stand is a noun but sit is not a noun.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
stand	Yes	No	Yes	No
sit	No	No	Yes	No

stand (noun)	sit (noun)
a defensive effort
a stop made by a touring musical or theatrical group to give a performance
a support or foundation
tiered seats consisting of a structure (often made of wood) where people can sit to watch an event (game or parade)
a platform where a (brass) band can play in the open air
a support for displaying ot holding various articles
a small table for holding articles of various kinds
a booth where articles are displayed for sale
a mental position from which things are viewed
an interruption of normal activity
a growth of similar plants (usually trees) in a particular area
the position where a thing or person stands

stand (verb)	sit (verb)
put up with something or somebody unpleasant	serve in a specific professional capacity
have or maintain a position or stand on an issue	be in a position in which one's upper body is largely upright and supported by one's backside
withstand the force of something	show to a seat; assign a seat for
be standing; be upright	take a seat
put into an upright position	be in session
be available for stud services	sit and travel on the back of animal, usually while controlling its motions
hold one's ground; maintain a position; be steadfast or upright	assume a posture as for artistic purposes
be tall; have a height of; copula	work or act as a baby-sitter
be in effect; be or remain in force	be around, often idly or without specific purpose
occupy a place or location, also metaphorically	be located or situated somewhere
be in some specified state or condition
remain inactive or immobile