twat vs goose

twat and goose both are nouns.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
twat	Yes	No	No	No
goose	Yes	No	Yes	No

As nouns, twat and goose are synonyms defined as:

Other synonyms of twat include bozo, cuckoo, fathead, goof, goofball, jackass, zany.

twat (noun)	goose (noun)
obscene terms for female genitals	web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks
a man who is a stupid incompetent fool	flesh of a goose (domestic or wild)
	a man who is a stupid incompetent fool