crocked vs wet

crocked is not a noun while wet is a noun.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
crocked	No	Yes	No	No
wet	Yes	Yes	Yes	No

As adjectives, crocked and wet are synonyms defined as:

crocked (noun)	wet (noun)
	wetness caused by water

crocked (adjective)	wet (adjective)
very drunk	covered or soaked with a liquid such as water
	producing or secreting milk
	supporting or permitting the legal production and sale of alcoholic beverages
	containing moisture or volatile components
	consisting of or trading in alcoholic liquor
	very drunk

crocked (verb)	wet (verb)
	make one's bed or clothes wet by urinating
	cause to become wet