wet vs intoxicated

wet is a noun but intoxicated is not a noun.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
wet	Yes	Yes	Yes	No
intoxicated	No	Yes	No	No

wet (noun)	intoxicated (noun)
wetness caused by water

wet (adjective)	intoxicated (adjective)
covered or soaked with a liquid such as water	stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)
producing or secreting milk	as if under the influence of alcohol
supporting or permitting the legal production and sale of alcoholic beverages
containing moisture or volatile components
consisting of or trading in alcoholic liquor
very drunk

wet (verb)	intoxicated (verb)
make one's bed or clothes wet by urinating
cause to become wet