intoxicated vs wet

intoxicated is not a noun while wet is a noun.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
intoxicated	No	Yes	No	No
wet	Yes	Yes	Yes	No

intoxicated (noun)	wet (noun)
	wetness caused by water

intoxicated (adjective)	wet (adjective)
stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)	covered or soaked with a liquid such as water
as if under the influence of alcohol	producing or secreting milk
	supporting or permitting the legal production and sale of alcoholic beverages
	containing moisture or volatile components
	consisting of or trading in alcoholic liquor
	very drunk

intoxicated (verb)	wet (verb)
	make one's bed or clothes wet by urinating
	cause to become wet