pissed vs wet

pissed is not a noun while wet is a noun.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
pissed	No	Yes	No	No
wet	Yes	Yes	Yes	No

As adjectives, pissed and wet are synonyms defined as:

pissed (noun)	wet (noun)
	wetness caused by water

pissed (adjective)	wet (adjective)
aroused to impatience or anger	covered or soaked with a liquid such as water
very drunk	producing or secreting milk
	supporting or permitting the legal production and sale of alcoholic beverages
	containing moisture or volatile components
	consisting of or trading in alcoholic liquor
	very drunk

pissed (verb)	wet (verb)
	make one's bed or clothes wet by urinating
	cause to become wet