sloshed vs wet

sloshed is not a noun while wet is a noun.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
sloshed	No	Yes	No	No
wet	Yes	Yes	Yes	No

As adjectives, sloshed and wet are synonyms defined as:

sloshed (noun)	wet (noun)
	wetness caused by water

sloshed (adjective)	wet (adjective)
very drunk	covered or soaked with a liquid such as water
	producing or secreting milk
	supporting or permitting the legal production and sale of alcoholic beverages
	containing moisture or volatile components
	consisting of or trading in alcoholic liquor
	very drunk

sloshed (verb)	wet (verb)
	make one's bed or clothes wet by urinating
	cause to become wet