squiffy vs wet

squiffy is not a noun while wet is a noun.

Word	Noun	Adjective	Verb	Adverb
squiffy	No	Yes	No	No
wet	Yes	Yes	Yes	No

As adjectives, squiffy and wet are synonyms defined as:

squiffy (noun)	wet (noun)
	wetness caused by water

squiffy (adjective)	wet (adjective)
very drunk	covered or soaked with a liquid such as water
	producing or secreting milk
	supporting or permitting the legal production and sale of alcoholic beverages
	containing moisture or volatile components
	consisting of or trading in alcoholic liquor
	very drunk

squiffy (verb)	wet (verb)
	make one's bed or clothes wet by urinating
	cause to become wet